I was walking home from the office and I could hear a deep, male voice talking on cell phone a couple of steps behind me. I started listening when I heard him say "I've hooked up with like 5 chicks since then" to whoever he was on the phone with. He then started talking about some girl that was a "sweetheart" and then some girl named Christina who he still hangs out with and wants to "look for guys and girls together" sometime. He thought this would be weird since she said "some of the filthiest things a girl has ever said" to him but then he went to her birthday where she hooked up with "like five guys" and he didn't care. At this point, I was trying my hardest not to laugh and wanted to get a look at this stud. I slowed down my pace and looked down at a dog (super cute) but then I looked up at him (umm not so cute). He was very tall, but also sloppily overweight, wearing jeans and a white polo shirt through which I could see his love handles bouncing as he walked. He had closely cropped reddish hair, glasses and an upturned nose that appeared too small for his face, especially under his glasses and compared to the rest of him!
Welcome to New York where guys like this can have their pick of women that may actually be semi-attractive depending on how much money they make! Ya I'm good. I think I'll keep on walking!
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