Watch What You Eat

I met up with my friend Beaner in Etobicoke, Ontario at Jack Astor's for lunch, one of our favorite chain restaurants in suburbia and a frequent meeting spot for drinks years ago.  I ordered the Jack's Veggie burger which is a soy burger piled with cheddar cheese, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, barbecue sauce and chipotle mayo.  It looked delicious:

I picked up the burger and got ready to take a bite, when something caught my eye.  It didn't resemble food so I looked a little closer:

Now I realize that the dude that is in the kitchen slicing the tomatoes is likely not the sharpest knife in the drawer but come on!  Did I send it back?  Nope.  I just sliced off the offending tomato sticker and unwashed skin beneath and ate the damn thing.